Thursday, August 03, 2006
Shut up, Rosey! Shut up!
EXT. THE HIDEOUT – NIGHT
Denis, Koko and Nana sit in silence, pondering what they need to go through to complete TOO MUCH BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
DENIS: Would you guys call me a bitch if I were to cry right now?
NANA: Actually, I’ve been kinda waiting for one of you guys to cry first so that I can feel like less of a bitch when I do.
KOKO: Keep waiting.
INT. KOKO’S LIVING ROOM – DAY
Grace lies on the couch watching Channel O, her feet in Nana’s lap as he gives her a rather half-ass foot massage.
GRACE: Maybe you should cry. You’ll probably feel better if you let it out instead of holding things in the way you do. (extends arms in an embrace) Come on… Let it all out.
NANA: Hell no. I’ll never cry. And you know who else never cried?
GRACE: John Wayne, shey?
NANA: The most the Duke ever did was turn away a little and say “Hol’ on a minnit, pardner… I think I got somethin’ in my eye” and then wipe away the eye-water and get back to the business of killin’ Injuns or Japs or gooks.
GRACE: You know this obsession with what John Wayne would and wouldn’t do is a crazy way to live your life, right?
NANA: So is making movies.
Posted by Comb & Razor at 8/03/2006 05:54:00 AM